A poem

Twas the week after christmas
And all through the house
Nothing could move
Not even a mouse

Have eaten way too much, think I will have to make up for it on holiday by only drinking and not eating.
Spent lots of money yesterday; bought very domesticated things, a dishwasher, hoover, lovely bedding, and a very luxurious goose down duvet - nice, really didn't want to get up this morning.