The Evils of alcohol

Met miss rum last night in Yates at 4.30 to celebrate her oldness, and immediately started on doubles. Things deteriorated further when we went to the triples for singles bar, and had a few of these. Then to The Bedroom, I mean, for gawds sake, we must have been drunk, as i would not normally been dead in there. Then a takeaway on the way home, nice. Think i danced in my parker and coat round my hand bag - classy, and was rude to people i didn't know. A good night really, and in bed by 10.30