Bizarre day and events!!!!

Today weird but amusing things have kept happening. Firstly Santa Claus came to visit - in the guise of an 8 week old baby. Who thinks that dressing small children up in ridiculous outfits is degrading - not us!!!! Baby JJ looked fantastic, and oh so cute.
Then I had to got to the Vets with Norris, who had a gay sex injury. I actually couldn't stop laughing, as when at the vets he explained that there had been a build up of smega - SMEGMA - that had stopped his pee pee going back in after his gay sex sesh with Percy, his pee pee had then dried up and got poo dried on it - nice. However while the vet cleaned it and put lotion on it!!!! Norris got 'excited', not the kind of thing they show you on pet rescue is it!!! If it happens again, I have to put vaseline on it to help it go in easier!!!
Then, whilst sat at the computer there was a knock at the door, and when I answered it was the very nice man from the local Indian take away giving us a calendar for xmas. Was torn whether to see this as the nice gesture it was, or think to myself, ' I am a fat bastard and my new years resolution should be to eat less take away'. Although the dilemma now is that because the man is so nice, i want to go and but lots of stuff - so i suppose the marketing strategy has worked.