A cat ate my bacon

Tonight after my beloved insisted on getting out the BBQ for 4 burgers and some bacon to go with them, a cat stole the remainders that he was saving for later!! It sneaked in to the kitchen and stole it off the side -Those who know him can imagine how gutted he was.
Have had a fantastic day at the sea side, went to Scarborough, and ate fish and chips on the beach, then played on the 2p machines and won loads of crap, then made myself feel a bit sick on ice cream then took he open top bus back round marine drive.
In respect of our impending holiday in approx 4 weeks time, I have got my bike out and ready and will be biking to work in the morning, have even prepared my lunch.