Dick splash

I think that Mr. Fesk and i are not very nice people. The knob who lives next door (well seems to) has just fallen over due to his broken ankle, and banged his head - we know this as we could hear them shouting, and all we did was leg it inside so we wouldn't have to pick him up- and then go upstairs for a better view when it became apparent that they had called an ambulance. Just in case you are wondering, there is no way he is hurt that bad, as his mother and the people over the road are outside chatting waiting for the ambulance, as if we thought it was really bad we would ask if they needed anything (well I hope we would anyway, although he is a cock). So there you go, don't piss me off then injure yourself when there is only me around as I will do nowt!!!
On a better note, we have fantastic garden furniture and a new BBQ - I have even started to creosote the fence I started 2 years ago. Having a practice BBQ tomorrow for next weekend when everyone is coming to stay for Ascot (uni reunion, but this time with a couple of partners).