A proper adult bank holiday
Well, I think it is safe to stay that my bank hol has had all the ingredients it should: DIY, trips to the tip, lots of chocolate, beer, hangovers, shit telly, friends visiting, and oh yeah - a kebab!
The kitchen is rapidly starting to resemble a kitchen again, which is good, might even get things in cupboards later. I'm sure there will be arguments over that.
Went to Ziggys on Saturday, as we couldn't get in Toffs as my friend Paul had what the bouncers deemed to be trainers on. The fact that they were a lot more expensive than your average silver buckled slip on favored by the majority of their clientele Paul decided to launch an appeal - totally pointless given that the bouncers are so far up themselves they live of their rectal secretions. Anyway, when I tried to get Paul to move on i may have happened to (jokingly) say that it was there prob is they would rather have cheap whores than his expensive trainers in here - to which the bouncer took major offence. The one flaw in my joke been that the bouncers really do think that toffs is a GOOD club, (and not in the cheesy realistic way in which it is close to my own heart) and seem to be oblivious to the chav element. Anyway, I stand by my belief - It IS full of cheap whores and chavs,( with the exception of a select few), but that is why we go back, because it is funny,(and lets face it most of us have snogged a dog or two in there) and would not be the same without them!! So my advice to the bouncer- get over yourself.
The kitchen is rapidly starting to resemble a kitchen again, which is good, might even get things in cupboards later. I'm sure there will be arguments over that.
Went to Ziggys on Saturday, as we couldn't get in Toffs as my friend Paul had what the bouncers deemed to be trainers on. The fact that they were a lot more expensive than your average silver buckled slip on favored by the majority of their clientele Paul decided to launch an appeal - totally pointless given that the bouncers are so far up themselves they live of their rectal secretions. Anyway, when I tried to get Paul to move on i may have happened to (jokingly) say that it was there prob is they would rather have cheap whores than his expensive trainers in here - to which the bouncer took major offence. The one flaw in my joke been that the bouncers really do think that toffs is a GOOD club, (and not in the cheesy realistic way in which it is close to my own heart) and seem to be oblivious to the chav element. Anyway, I stand by my belief - It IS full of cheap whores and chavs,( with the exception of a select few), but that is why we go back, because it is funny,(and lets face it most of us have snogged a dog or two in there) and would not be the same without them!! So my advice to the bouncer- get over yourself.
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