How can I drink a bottle of Bacardi but after 2 glasses of wine i'm anyones?

Leaving do last night. Spent the evening in Harkers. Was a really good evening, and thanks very much to everyone who came. There were a couple of people it would have been nice to see there, but it was still a good night. Also there was wine, which i never tend to drink unless out with work and then I get very pissed very quickly, and get gobby and silly. You would think that common sense would tell me that of all the places to give in and drink wine knowing that this happens, works nights out would not be the best one - but hey, they seem to bring out this need in me to look a twat. I think the worst wine scenario was when i was actually the manager, and you know setting a good example - i didn't. Drank 3 bottles of wine as no one else was drinking it, then went to Toffs where Nicky bet me I wouldn't snog this bloke (she picked) for a fiver. I did, and when i met him for a date the next week, i realised she should have paid me more!!! In fact i don't think she ever paid me at all!